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Super Lazy

Super Lazy

Regular price $45.00 CAD
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Congratulations. You’ve officially found the most effort you’ll put into anything today.
The “Super Lazy” Sloth T-Shirt is perfect for nappers, snackers, slow-movers, and those who consider “getting out of bed” a full workout.

Featuring a ridiculously chill sloth catching zzz’s like it’s a full-time job, this tee says what your face already does: “Don’t.”

Whether you’re power-lounging, skipping plans, or philosophically opposed to hustle culture, this shirt gets you.
Just don’t expect it to motivate you.

This product is made just for you as soon as you place an order because we don’t believe in rushing (and neither does our sloth).

Making each tee on demand helps reduce waste and overproduction, so thank you for making a laid-back, low-impact, and thoughtful purchasing decision. Your planet and your inner couch potato, appreciate it.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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