Potatoes Gonna Potate

For those who believe in doing the least, but doing it consistently.
This is not just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A soft, slightly crumb-covered declaration of,

“I saw the grind... and took a nap instead.”

Perfect for:

Canceling plans without guilt

Dramatic snack reaching

Whispering “I’m thriving” while horizontal

Whether you’re deep in thought or just deeply embedded in the couch cushions, remember:
Potatoes don’t hustle. They potate.
And so do you.

Heads up, fellow potater:
This shirt doesn’t come flying off a shelf, it’s made just for you the moment you hit that glorious “Order” button. Why? Because mass production is wasteful, and potatoes hate stress.

We print it on demand to avoid overproduction, reduce waste, and keep the planet a little less fried. 🌍♻️
(Also because we know you don’t mind waiting a few extra days… you weren’t planning on leaving the couch anyway.)

Thanks for shopping slow, chill, and smart.
You didn’t just buy a shirt, you made an eco-conscious decision without even standing up.
👏Legend.

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