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Mistakes Per Hour

Mistakes Per Hour

Regular price $45.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $45.00 CAD
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Warning: May exceed safe limits of chaos.

Move over speed demons, this one’s for the overthinkers, chronic embarrassers, and professional oops-makers. Whether you’re crashing into your own DMs or forgetting why you walked into a room, you’re operating at 100 MPH: Mistakes Per Hour.

Built for maximum overreaction and minimum chill.
Perfect for work, first dates, group projects, or any time you say “I got this” when you absolutely do not.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. We make your tees on demand instead of in bulk to reduce overproduction because we care about the planet, even if we can’t care about not texting our ex.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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