Mistakes Per Hour
Mistakes Per Hour
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Warning: May exceed safe limits of chaos.
Move over speed demons, this one’s for the overthinkers, chronic embarrassers, and professional oops-makers. Whether you’re crashing into your own DMs or forgetting why you walked into a room, you’re operating at 100 MPH: Mistakes Per Hour.
Built for maximum overreaction and minimum chill.
Perfect for work, first dates, group projects, or any time you say “I got this” when you absolutely do not.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. We make your tees on demand instead of in bulk to reduce overproduction because we care about the planet, even if we can’t care about not texting our ex.
Move over speed demons, this one’s for the overthinkers, chronic embarrassers, and professional oops-makers. Whether you’re crashing into your own DMs or forgetting why you walked into a room, you’re operating at 100 MPH: Mistakes Per Hour.
Built for maximum overreaction and minimum chill.
Perfect for work, first dates, group projects, or any time you say “I got this” when you absolutely do not.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. We make your tees on demand instead of in bulk to reduce overproduction because we care about the planet, even if we can’t care about not texting our ex.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |


