Impress Me, Human

Tired of people? So is this cat.

The “Impress Me, Human” tee is for anyone who's mastered the art of giving exactly zero purrs. Featuring a chonky, unimpressed feline with the emotional range of a brick wall, this shirt is perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who treats social interaction like a performance review.

🙄 Iconic judgmental stare
😾 For people who prefer pets over people
😼 Ideal for sarcastic moods, lazy Sundays, or silently roasting strangers at the grocery store

Whether you're a proud servant to a cat or just really good at looking disappointed, this GRAWLIX original will help you express your inner fluffball with maximum sass and minimal effort.

Perfect for:

-Cat moms and dads
-Anti-social socialites
-People who don’t have time for your nonsense
-Gifting to that one friend who always looks mildly disgusted (you know the one)

P.S. This shirt is made just for you when you order it, not mass-produced. It might take a little longer to arrive, but that’s because we’re reducing waste, cutting overproduction, and keeping the planet (and our grumpy cat) happy. Thanks for making thoughtful choices, even if our cat isn’t impressed.

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