Balanced Diet
Balanced Diet
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Keep your hands full and your belly happy with our Balanced Diet Monster T-Shirt. Featuring a goofy blue monster juggling a burger and pizza, this shirt is proof that a “balanced diet” just means having snacks in both hands. Perfect for foodies, junk food lovers, and anyone who believes abs are overrated when pizza exists.
This tee is built for laughs, comfort, and maybe a little grease stain or two. Whether you’re raiding the fridge at midnight or hitting the drive-thru, this shirt has your back (and your belly)
This Balanced Diet Tee is made fresh just for you the moment you order. That’s why delivery takes a little longer but it also means no waste, no overproduction, and no sad monster shirts sitting unloved on a shelf. Thanks for supporting smarter, more sustainable fashion (and for keeping both hands full of food 🥪🍕).
This tee is built for laughs, comfort, and maybe a little grease stain or two. Whether you’re raiding the fridge at midnight or hitting the drive-thru, this shirt has your back (and your belly)
This Balanced Diet Tee is made fresh just for you the moment you order. That’s why delivery takes a little longer but it also means no waste, no overproduction, and no sad monster shirts sitting unloved on a shelf. Thanks for supporting smarter, more sustainable fashion (and for keeping both hands full of food 🥪🍕).
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
